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We in the car, we ridin slow. We doing things that them girls dont do.
So, some things going on lately in the wonderful life of Rachel The Jet Smith. Well, I have turned over a new social media leaf. From going public with my Twitter, to deactivating my facebook. Its been a bumpy ride. Haha, I honestly dont know whats going on in so many peoples lives right now....like who recently checked into the gym? Who just went from being single to "its complicated"? Who posted a mirror pic? Who wants ToBeHonest by liking a status? Who wants to talk sh*t on Chicken Fil A.... oh I miss it. However, it has been refreshing having a break. But it was decided today that I will activate it the night before class starts....so the 21st of August cause lets face it, what would I do in the JLab without Facebook? Get real.
Enough of that nonsense, lets talk important shi.
Like, Olympics. The hot AF weather. Me being single. And last but not least, the constant amount of suck in country music these days.
LETS TALK OLYMPICS.
AS OF RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A 10 MEDAL LEAD ON CHINA.
Whatup.
USA>China.
Swimming
Michael Phelps is an Olympic God.
Ryan Lochte is a sweet sweet sex kitten.
Missy Franklin is 17 and has accomplished more than I will in my entire life. I want to be her bestfriend.
If you havent watched the Call Me Maybe video the USA swim team did. watch it, meow.
Gymnastics
Gabby Douglas is amazing. Her mom filed bankruptcy earlier in the year and was working 3 jobs to get her through gymnastics, now Gabby just signed a multi-million dolla contract with Kellogs. So, another amazing story about following your dreams and having faith in God. So happy for her! Now, let me go enjoy the 12 boxes of Corn Flakes I bought....
And, also Jordyn Weiber is a champion I like her a lot. i feel bad for her not getting to compete in the all around...(Thanks a heap for that BS rule Russia) but ya know, home girl has a gold medal around her neck yeah she shed a few tears but I would piss my pants to have a team gold medal! Thats the bees knees. Dry those eyes Jordyn, you now have over 12K twitter followers. Thats something to be proud of!
Lets not forget the MVPs of the Olympics, yes Most Valuable Parents....todays award goes to none other that the awkward as hell parents of Ally Reisman.
hahahaha. Cracks me up. Are they on a rollercoaster? Weirdies.
Now, briefly lets talk Mens Gymnastics.
I dont understand where their wieners go. Tucked? Has to be.
2) I dont like the fairy dances they do.....too much gayness.
However the mens gymnastics were totally worth watching because of one fella -who one of my twitter followers brought it to my attention looks like Kip from Napolean Dynamite- ACCURATE....a fella who has to be a porn star that still lives with his mom and dad.
See what I mean? He's gotta have some fuggged up hobbies.
Now, Now lets travel to JAMAICA.
USAIN BOLT...
is a freak of nature. He is amazing. If I could run that fast I would chase cheetahs in my free time or something equally ridiculous. Those Jamaicans can run. Bravo. I dont mind a Jamaican beating the USA I only mind China beating the USA. That shit will never be okay. And his last name is Bolt. Freaking come on thats awesome, if i ever named my kid something amazing it would come out a little nerd child that only wants to read Harry Potter and eat lunchables in his underwear. Like, that would be my luck. Anyways, with a last name like Bolt, I am glad he fufilled his name. Also, hes quite the jokester, I respect that. Everyone is talking noise about him being cocky...okay, well when you can run a 200 in 19 please, please show my how humble you are.
Also I think I want to win a gold medal, not just for the endorsements which would be pretty kick ass. But I want to win a gold medal so I can get some shout outs from celebrities on Twitter. Gabby Douglas has got tweets from Lil Wayne, Nicki, Octavia Spencer,Pitbull, Ashton Kutcher, Raven Symone, Mike Vick, Bieber, and Selena Gomez....just to name drop a few.
So i've got 4 years to become the very best at something and win gold at it....Archery...its gotta be Archery. Ill go straight Pocahontas on those fools.
Moving on....
SPEAKING OF THE HOT AS HELL TEMPERATURES.
This summer has been a real steamy puppy, and I am very thankful I am not working at Belle Mere Farm this summer instead im sitting in the AC jamming to some terrible country music that brings me to our next topic.....
Why oh why does country music suck these days? I mean anything Toby Keith puts out is gonna be trashy and related to beer. Tim McGraws new song the opening lyric is "Lil wayne bompin on my ipod." Okay, 1) Tim please name me 4 Wayne songs. Please. 2) Never say bompin, that just makes it certain you are way to old to be trying to produce pop country. I mean we get it, you are really meaning F yeah instead of Truck Yeah, brilliant play on words genius. Stick to your guns, get back to Johnnys dad takin him fishin...when he was 8 years old.
And not hating at all on Little Big Towns new song Pontoon....but I still chuckle every time it says mmmmm motor boatin. haha. Man even writing that I laughed. I. Am. Immature.
I just bit my lip, turns out its swollen.
Weird, the other day I got asked out by a guy calling in to request a song on the request show. Gutsy. Yet, setting himself up for rejection...which I gladly gave him....then I didnt play his song....come on like im ever going to play Fish by Craig Campbell after you just tried to get a piece of this native tail. Getouttahere.
Thats basically it, I live a dull life. Get at me brah.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy....so heres my number....call me maybe?
-@rrachelsmithh
Disclaimer: I do not hate Chinese people in general. Just the country. Every 4 years. Making that crystal clear. This is America. We are the best, not China. China makes our medals. They dont wear them.
Yeah I realize how racist I sound. Get off my blog.
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