Air Marshall John

Hey friends, I know I am probably the worst blogger in the history of blogging. Im going to blame it on my ADD. Or my general lack of commitment for anything in my life.

Since my last blog post a huge thing has happened in my life. Halloweekend. Yes ladies and gents, best weekend of my 2011 career. I got ninja turtle wasted. 3 nights in a row. Including sunday, the sabbath. && I somehow fit into a small dog cage with Jade who was conveniently dressed as a convict. Then, shit got real. Roman candles out of cars. Pumpkin stealing. Lost phones. More firecrackers. My mother called me the day after halloween. Our conversation went like this.
Mom: I saw your pictures on facebook, your costume was cute!
me: thanks, I was drunk.
Mom: Rachel, why?
Me: I was a ninja turtle mom! I had to! It was like a childhood experience to the next level. I had a shell. Come on. A drunk turtle. Classic.
Mom: Okay, fair enough.

She understands me.


Basically im doing big things in my life right now. In 13 days I will be in Sin City for the National Finals Rodeo. I am so freaking excited. Im going to get Vegas Wasted. I am so pumped. I plan on wearing my baby carlos shirt (as seen below) all the way up there and quoting nothing but the Hangover. How generic right? Someone going to vegas and quoting the Hangover. Judge me. In all honesty if I get thrown in jail in Vegas for underaged drinking, im not going to be mad about it. I think I would chalk that up as a win, a fucking expensive win.

After Vegas, I will be going to New Mexico for a skiing adventure with my bestfriend Caroline, thats short for Carol Eugene Natalie Leahy. You understand why we just call her Caroline. Whata rascal. Anyways, thats gonna be a good time. Im gonna snowboard and find a nice boy and kiss him on the ski lift. Only movie quality kisses for this girl. After I had my big debut with kissing celebrities, my standards have went up an extreme amount. Its not my fault im a hot piece of ass.


A couple months and a semester later, I will be heading to Nashville for the Summer to do an internship. Its probably going to be the greatest summer of my life. I might just stay there forever. So, all of you in Oklahoma can skype me if that happens. Media at our fingertips. We best use it.

And that basically sums up my traveling coming up in the months ahead.

In other news,
  I just felt the need to post a photo of me and Laney. That kid is gonna be famous one day. Shes gonna look like Ryley and act like Me. Shes gonna be trouble. I cant wait.

Now for the random things on my mind:
Betty White.
Breaking Dawn.
Fast lane slush.
Snapping turtles.
Applebees.
Trampolines.
Channing tatum.
Vodka.

Now random facts about myself:
-I like neon colors.
-I love 80s movies.
I- hate raisons and most vegetables.

-I used to have a speech problem and a bowl cut.
<--I wish I could go back and be bestfriends with myself. I just look like a freakin badass. Stank eye and all.









-I have hot face right now. Like extreme heat is radiating from my face right now. I have contemplated placing my face in the freezer.
-I once tried to do a double backflip on a trampoline. I am still seeking chiropractic help from that one.

Breaking dawn came out tonight. I missed the midnight premier, I had to be a good kid and wait to go see it with my mommy tomorrow night. That way it can be super awkward when there is the epic sex scene where more than likely i will howl and say something provocative and vulgar. Im pretty excited about that one. Im probably gonna be that girl on a random Tues that goes to the movies during the day and watches Breaking Dawn by herself. Ill be that girl. Im okay with it.


A ROUND OF LECHE FOR ALL MY FRIENDS.

This is Rachel Smith saying....Peace out bitches.

Ps, this picture will never get old. Ever.